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Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I would honestly have to agree. Opening night of Harry Potter matches no other.

#2 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:05pm by caffieneminx

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pshh who wouldn't go watch Harry Potter instead
*light bulb goes on in head* maybe you can have your birthday party at the movie theater!

#3 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:05pm by twilighter_644

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