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Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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There are too many holes in this FML:
1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?!
2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down??
3. You didn't say "Fucking get off me, bitch?!?"

You are just retarded.

#11 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:12am by Avenging_Angel

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Wow that's pretty extreme.

#1 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:03am by r0ji

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