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Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML


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On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.

#1 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:01am by tick_tock

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Tape a note on her special spot that says 'succesfully covered up'

#14 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:19am by crazyjack

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