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Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML


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On 06/15/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by brutality (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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That's awful.

I had a stripper nickname I didn't know about but everyone referred to me as, even my mom.
But the FML is already over, you see. You can just walk away now.

#4 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:42am by redbluegreen

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You should have been like "Butch Megan? That's it?! That's a relief. I'd feel dirty repeating the nicknames I'd heard about you guys back in the office."

#13 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:56am by gingermonster16

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