Miscellaneous: Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 01:23 - Japan

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By brooklyn0118 - 12/09/2018 15:00

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 15:00

Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML

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Lost

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Ex-Lax Time

By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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twenty2182 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

RIKANA 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:30

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

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twenty2182 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 5:18

yeah, but not iron! (unless it's fake) and op, be glad you didn't choke.

crashsapphire93 4

Monday 5 July 2010 6:29

you know it reminds me of a story about a man in peru.

RIKANA 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:30

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:31

This is more of a funny story, then a FML story, IMO.

vman1337 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:32

could be worse

cherrytwiz 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

lol awww fyl

StarrieyedFML 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

oh wow.... Is he making you go through your own poop? lol

LinkDaBoss 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:41

omg... that's drastic. i hope you manage to get it back.

1bored 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:45

Jaja thats hilarious!! So everyday u have to search through your c**p? FYL but at least u will get it back :)

thrifting 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 21:39

Did you really just bleep out the word crap? Are you 12 lol.

jacob_bomb 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:51

Why did you bleep out crap..?

ilaughatfmls2 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:45

I wouldn't want it back bro see if it warranty covers this LOL

elloelle 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:46

It's like sleep walking, but with a delayed and painful outcome. I recommend fiber. Maybe that will pad things and even speed the process up?

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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Today, I climbed into my junky old car and was pleasantly surprised that the AC came on. I patted the dash and said, "Thanks, buddy." Ten minutes later, as I was tearing down the highway, the engine threw a rod. FML

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Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

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Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

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Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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