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Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by stolenbike (man) - United States (Georgia)

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@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

#8 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:20pm by aero

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I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

#21 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:11pm by thx1138

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