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Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving in. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 1:20pm - misc - by FML1994 (man) - United States (California)

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Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

#1 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:03pm by CassandraBear93

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Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

#3 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:05pm by Minorchord

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