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Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...
omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL
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Tuesday 24 November 2015