Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

by Toothy_Peg / 06/13/2009 at 11:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

    #2 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:22pm by everwaiting

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  • omg where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

    #1 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:21pm by Blue33

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