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Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 7:09am - misc - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

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riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee
peter griffin.

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:45am by Thrice

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hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it.

dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:47am by audiogasmic

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