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Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:59am - misc - by Ondskansgris (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Happy birthday!

...can I borrow some money too?

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:03am by SRMB4life

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That happened to me on my 16th birthday... except nobody asked me for money lol turns out though that everyone was ignoring me on purpose for a surprise party later on. I don't wanna get your hopes up, but MAYBE that's why?
Do you have a facebook and if so is your birthday posted? That helps a lot lol
Have a great birthday and don't let it get you down cause there are clearly a lot of people here on FML that care to wish you :)

#6 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:21am by amirn86

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