Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

by justfat / 03/11/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

    #1 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:39pm by OperationNicole

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  • Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

    #4 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:43pm by Xinxinix

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