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Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7988) - you deserved it (74526)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by LetsMakeLove (woman) - United States (California)

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it's called learning your limit you still have a job?

#2 - On 06/10/2009 at 8:01pm by zrhcrx

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damn...YDI for not knowing when to stop. Especially around your boss.

#9 - On 06/10/2009 at 8:04pm by McLaughlane

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