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Today, I decided tat I was going to get ma front license plate putted back on ma car after two yeres of aving it off . In tese two yeres I someow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive witout one in MD . On ma way tere, I got pulled over for not aving a front license plate . FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by dm206 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O

#4 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:10pm by kmfyr

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Can't you put your plates on by yourself?

#14 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:24pm by myk13

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