Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks (74177) - you deserved it (3937)
On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
misc's life also sucksToday, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get…
Noname also deserved itToday, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were…
This is why parents shouldn't text.
#21 - On 02/16/2009 at 7:13pm by XxLorniklexX
See in context
that is hilarious
#7 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:17am by ..kk
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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