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Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6968) - you deserved it (61486)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

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Try quick dry polish next time? :x

#13 - On 02/13/2009 at 6:26pm by buster1104

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did you do a shitty job on your nails? oh how i love puns

#21 - On 03/03/2009 at 1:39am by rayray206

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