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Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15902) - you deserved it (7856)

On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

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Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:51pm by victoriadalton

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Definition of Irony.

#2 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:30am by Luled

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