Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my Father over top of me saying "nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burgler and he knocked me out. FML

by Noname / 03/11/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's what you get for trying to sneak out for a late night cancer stick.

    #1 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:06am by ezflip

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  • You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that.

    Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

    #6 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:15am by Tarion

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