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2day I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from mah mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable I took a nap with her on mah bed. In mah dream I kept smelling poo an I felt around on the bed to fine the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on mah bed an I had stuck mah hand in it. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Hang on, I'm not quite following this. You're asleep. You smell poo. You feel all around your bed, and DONT expect this to end badly?

The kitten was testing you. You failed.

#15 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:58am by Frishster

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If you JUST adopted the kitten (same day, or so) that's not what you're supposed to do.
Poor thing was probably freaked, and needs to be litter box trained.

#5 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:16am by redbluegreen

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