By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Top comments

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

Comments

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

yungstunna1 0

musta been used to the feeling

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cover your ******* ass maybe?!? YDI totally!! Thats hilarious!

molliconeb 3

wtf? YDI! no one wants to see ass crack. and if those boys liked it they wouldn't have marinated ur ass with butter. get a clue

To be honest I saw this FML heading in a different direction at the start (:

In all truth, this is by far the WEIRDEST FML in existence. It's so weird, I don't even know if I should classify it as 'funny' or 'disturbing.' o.o

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

It could be suspended in air right above

skatingweasel 0

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

ryguy997 0

yea at least it was not BURNING hot butter.

bigNblack 0
Moo_Horse 0

ummm shut the hell up and stop talking like that

rebekahah 7

not when it gives you some sort of urinary tract infection.

fmlx586 0

this doesn't sound too believable..but if it was...was this done to a boy or girl?

bosveranda 0

agree #4. even if it is true.. pull up your pants perhaps? crack kills.

bellaxobrianna 0

okay seriously thats really disgusting.

danijoy 0

maybe you should pull up your pants next time, hoe

abcdefgh_fml 0

hahaha that sounds like a fun experiment!

this is really weird and they could get in huge trouble for doing that