hahahaha very true

Next time when your angry scream some curses on the air like all the other morons I know do.

I actually hope he stood you up the next night too :L

Today, I was making sure everything was ready for my date tomorrow. My friends said she was a drama queen freak, but what did I have to loose? I was about to go get my clothes from the dry cleaners, but stopped when I realized that my new mustang gt was keyed. FML

I have to agree. Yes being stood up sucks and all but still no reason to key someone's car!

While I agree that it was not the right thing to do, keying someone's car does not make you a "raving lunatic criminal." To get that title you'd have to run two dozen people over with a stolen car while snorting coke.

Are you really the guy?

hahahaahhah, major props, and I completely agree.

Well now u can either be a complete cu/nt and deny knowing about it or you can pay for his paint job, u have serious mental issues

and start the relationship with lies. totes would show what a keeper op is

She did spell tomorrow correctly, check before you speak,

dumb ****

hahahhaa @ 638 thats exactly how i replied in my head

I love how you incorrectly corrected someone. What a tool.

Then again, this was written in 2009 and a mod probably corrected the spelling in.her FML.

:D

That is a terrible idea.

I feel as if that were the rare "joke"

Maybe it's time to check yourself into a psychiatric ward. And it's more like FHL than yours. You had nothing to lose. If I was him, I would have called some ninjas to key your face BITCH.