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Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9343) - you deserved it (158879)

On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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Yeah... You have to know you deserve this.
Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:09am by shananigans

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Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

#5 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:10am by gaby904

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