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Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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The first gyno appointment I ever had was two days after my boyfriend and I had broken up. I asked her about the pill. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I said no and started crying. Worst doctor's appointment ever.

#6 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:27pm by rt

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Hehe, my friend said the same thing when she went for her last checkup. Except she can't have sex, because she has vaginismus, which means her vagina muscles are too tight and make her vagina too small. So going to the gyno is her only action, but it also makes her cry from the pain. Someone always has it worse, don't worry :)

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:39pm by yay!

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