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Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34198) - you deserved it (6954)

On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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The first gyno appointment I ever had was two days after my boyfriend and I had broken up. I asked her about the pill. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I said no and started crying. Worst doctor's appointment ever.

#6 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:27pm by rt

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That is your own fault. You can go to any bar and go to any guy, and say come home with me. It will be a total one-night stand, but it will end your dry spell.

And it sucks, cause a guy can't go to any girl and say come home with me.

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:44pm by Neutro

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