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Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Noname (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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dude, take the kid with you nxt time...

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:17am by ozzie2010

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Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them.

Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:56am by lametta

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