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Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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i suppose boobs dont make good personal floating devices

#4 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:03pm by WhiteDelight

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ahahahahahaha. stupid lifeguard. but maybe he was hot.....

#2 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:02pm by tennisgirl022

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