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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68653) - you deserved it (7215)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

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you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

#13 - On 03/09/2009 at 7:31pm by greenfairy

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Nice guy. Been together long?

#4 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:02pm by Yunie

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