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Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66785) - you deserved it (4914)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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Inform her that you got all your looks from her.

#3 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:58am by fortytwo

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Start leaving brochures for the worst nursing homes in town laying around the house.

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:57am by Dogmaw

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