Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML
by anonymous / 06/01/2009 at 3:05am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous
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Inform her that you got all your looks from her.
#3 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:58am by fortytwo
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Start leaving brochures for the worst nursing homes in town laying around the house.
#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:57am by Dogmaw
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