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Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

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you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:05am by skeez

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go to hawaii

#6 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:59am by kagome_eb

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