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Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Dude kick his ass!
Then take his hot dog :D

#2 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:13pm by SasuNaru

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How startled do you have to be to drop something? I can just picture some idiot walking along, throwing everything he's holding into the air because he was scared of a ring tone. lol.

#14 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:19pm by Travel

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