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Today, I was walking the beach and I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33801) - you deserved it (15432)

On 05/31/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by sierra808 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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That oughta do it!

#2 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:19pm by BenignScientists

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How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

#7 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:26pm by silentsparrow4

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