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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14565) - you deserved it (27465)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

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KICK THE BABY!

#3 - On 02/11/2009 at 11:37am by over9000

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"Be good for nap time unless you want to end up like Johnny did."

"You said that was an accident Mrs. OP."

"Yeah, but 'accidents' happen all the time Stevie. . ."

#30 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:31pm by lesp

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