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Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20662) - you deserved it (4105)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

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I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.

#30 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:48pm by SRJ

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retards... you put the flower pot on a string, lower it down and use it to grab the keys and bring them up. see?

#18 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:37am by leadninja

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