Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

by willieboom / 05/30/2009 at 11:18am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)

    #1 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:33pm by CassT

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  • Once my dad told me his complete sex life, with horrid, horrid details. So I feel your pain.
    FYL, and happy birthday by the way.

    #6 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:37pm by bosco_kk

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