Cars, Accident and Transportation: Hell no

Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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You deserved it 288

Priorities

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML

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You deserved it 73

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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You deserved it 4 137

Supportive

By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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You deserved it 2 124

Out on the town

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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You deserved it 114

Wrecked

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 22:00 - Albania

Today, I crashed my brother's car. All my friends know about this and not a single person has ask if I'm OK, even my dad and brother don't seem to be worried about me. Only my mother and I are sad because I don't know how to pay for a new car, the old one is in pieces. Thank god I'm alive but maybe dead would've been better. FML

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You deserved it 367

Mr. Nice Guy

By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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You deserved it 331

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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unkinged44 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

well atleast he dosent care about the car

ILoveJace01 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:06

There goes his father's day present.

Comments

ILoveJace01 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:06

There goes his father's day present.

Derix 11

Thursday 7 April 2016 5:02

His Father's Day present is that his dad doesn't have to pick him up

Horurerukul 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

wow, your dad's a prick

unkinged44 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

well atleast he dosent care about the car

kb26hockey 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:12

...you call the cops, not your dad. and if the accident was your fault, YDI for sure.

crackz12 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:51

**** the police if its the fathers car/insurance he should deciede what he wants done

heyyou1203 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:16

o wow, i remember my mom came over immediately after my accident. and yea, 1st call u make is to 911 if someone hadn't already. even if no other cars were involved. that way you can get the car towed and go to the hospital if need be. accidents suck even if it was your fault, sorry dude!