Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot?

    For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

    #1 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:07am by Authoress

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  • Gravity's a bitch, huh?

    #2 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:09am by Addicted2FML303

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