Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot?
For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
#1 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:07am by Authoress
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Gravity's a bitch, huh?
#2 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:09am by Addicted2FML303
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