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Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99516) - you deserved it (19847)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

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Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:37pm by texmas

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Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:55pm by Spinach

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