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Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML
I don't really believe this one...because it's not much different than putting a diaper in the trash. Also, I don't think that they'd even notice, really. I mean, it's not like they'd a) smell it-it's a garbage truck; or b) look in the bags to see what's in there, much less notice the bags in the first place.
Is your garbage can made of metal? If so, attach the live part of a cattle prod to it so when the homeless guy touches it he gets a shock. You can use gloves to pick up the lid, and detach the prod when the garbage men come round :)
Nothing could go wrong, trust me.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015