Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
by Nik / 01/23/2009 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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#5 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:15pm by BellTink
See in context
A) how would she know?
B) how is that even possible?
#11 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:05am by lmfp
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