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Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by blahmina - United States (California)

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#4: if you had to swim across the street, what makes you think it would be a good idea to drive a vehicle down that street?

#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:28pm by toddrob

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Happened to me once... only I had to swim across the street... literally swim because the city I lived in had no storm drains. My mom conventionally forgot to pick me up on the day it was raining badly. When I got home, she was inside the house slipping out of the warm shower. I asked her why she didn't pick me up and she said she forgot. That's like forgetting you have a job or that you got paid that day. How can you forget to pick up your child when you do every other day except on the day it rains?

#4 - On 02/14/2009 at 7:08am by maiden_girl

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