Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date...

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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You deserved it 17 840

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

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TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

pandalovesreggae 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:33

people like you suck. you're not cool for speeding thus endangering lives, duh they're there for a reason.

Guren 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:28

Shame on you

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

sexi_sandra 2

Saturday 8 February 2014 10:02

FOR THE HORDE!!

dspadres 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Lesson learned I see.

Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:08

I wonder if you sped on your way home from the courthouse as well.

dumplings_fml 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:08

#1 says it all.

thisishilarious 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:08

you just suck at driving

xXStayPrettyXx 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:09

And thus, the cycle begins again...

SilverWolf_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:09

HAHA i'm srry but thats pretty funny LOL agree with #1

avoidthegirl 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:10

Maybe you should slow the **** down, dumbass. YtotallyDI

baby_love 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:10

idiot.

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