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Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5498) - you deserved it (20035)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Moe - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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You mean that magical thing called a DRAIN! That's a good question #2

#3 - On 04/28/2009 at 10:30pm by Kamazar

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That's what you get for being... sick in the sink. Whatever that means.

#1 - On 03/24/2009 at 2:15pm by 4st4nd4rd4th

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