Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

by Spanky / 01/23/2009 at 6:36am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

    #6 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:47pm by Eaglestrike117

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  • if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

    #14 - On 05/06/2011 at 10:07pm by KandiceCane

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