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Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (5999)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I love all the people telling her to lose weight and she deserve it because she's fat. Really? Is it me, or does it seem that we're going back into the 50s where women are being treated lesser than men?

Fuckin' people man, need to grow up.

#9 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:03am by Lou_Briccant

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Wow, That's all I can think to say.
Guys like that aren't worth it.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:38pm by RomanianLover

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