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Today, ma boyfriend was tapping on ma tig to te beat of te musicen we were driving to dinner. Wen I askd im wat e was doing e replid, "Just watcing te ripples." FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Wow, That's all I can think to say.
Guys like that aren't worth it.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:38pm by RomanianLover

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That's not always a bad thing, did he say it with a smile like it was cute?

I'd think it was cute.

#7 - On 02/11/2009 at 1:06am by Spencer

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