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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45124) - you deserved it (152502)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

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...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD.

This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

#5 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:44pm by thequeenofscots

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LOVE that shirt!

#2 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:42pm by unknown_shooter

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