Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

by helloitsbrian6969 / 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • ...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD.

    This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

    #5 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:44pm by thequeenofscots

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  • LOVE that shirt!

    #2 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:42pm by unknown_shooter

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