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Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

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Kinda funny.
What made you think it was for a high five?
Have you never been out to eat before?

#6 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:21am by redbluegreen

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I wonder what FMLs people expect when they come here. "Today, my mother died and my cat was hit by a car and my fiance turned out to be a woman who stole my wallet. I'll never be the same. FML" Really, guys? This is a site for funny awkward and embarrassing anecdotes, not epic tragedies. I think this counts.
As for this FML, smooth, OP, smooth. :D

#4 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:17am by ggetag12

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