I wonder what FMLs people expect when they come here. "Today, my mother died and my cat was hit by a car and my fiance turned out to be a woman who stole my wallet. I'll never be the same. FML" Really, guys? This is a site for funny awkward and embarrassing anecdotes, not epic tragedies. I think this counts.
As for this FML, smooth, OP, smooth. :D