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Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, at least it was your grandma who told you. It could of been worst.

#3 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:21am by 24788

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She sounds like my mother.
She has things to pick at, even if they don't always make sense or have a purpose. I'd just be happy that she didn't start buying you gift cards to spas to fix the problem or suggest products. Totally embarrassing though.

Had you noticed this before she mentioned it though?

#8 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:26am by redbluegreen

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