Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2009 at 3:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
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Where have you been sticking your head?
#3 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:09pm by Crash92
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Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help.
#6 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:10pm by TurtleGenius
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