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Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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What's so wrong with being a virgin? It's cool to wait.

It means you don't have to worry about pregnancy or STD's...

I'm almost 20, and I'm a virgin by choice. I want to wait until marriage, because I think it's romantic to share that with just one person, for that to be special.

#6 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:13pm by infantrygirl

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Prove your classmate wrong and go out and get laid. Unless of course you ARE waiting for marriage in which case I say good luck with all that.

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 9:39pm by Jaywin

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