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Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML


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On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

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That's what the bridesmaids dresses are for.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:50pm by redbluegreen

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you should invite her to be the maid of honor at your wedding, and tell her its for the same reason.

#7 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:55pm by happy_me

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