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Today, Mah Car Died On A Major Road, A Cop Pulled Over To Help, He Offered To Jump Me,hile Doing So Because Mah Battery Was So Dead He Told Me To Put The Gas On The Floor, I Did And Mah Car Roared To Life, He Then Pulled Me Over Five Feet Fromhere Mah Car Died To Give Me A Ticket Fir A Loud Exhaust. Mega FML


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On 05/22/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by fmlcops (man) - United States (Illinois)

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AHHH WHAT A JERK!! i hate cops lol FYL

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:04am by AlexV

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Wow WTF I hate the police ~ them pigs think they can do anything

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:09am by ladywaldo

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