Wish list

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, while cleaning out a closet with my mother, I found a wish list from when I was five. On that list, I wished my parents would divorce. Not only did that seriously hurt my mom, but now she thinks I'm the devil because my wish came true. FML
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taz1 1

"I said I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!" Sorry, couldn't resist, lol!

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Jimboom 11

Tell her to F**k off. That you just wanted her to be happy. And obviously being married didn't make her happy if she is now divorced. Plus, who would blame a 5 year old for such a thing? Tell her you will pray for her. :-P

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Jimboom 11

Tell her to F**k off. That you just wanted her to be happy. And obviously being married didn't make her happy if she is now divorced. Plus, who would blame a 5 year old for such a thing? Tell her you will pray for her. :-P

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redbluegreen 40

Sometimes kids pick up on family problems. I wanted my parents to divorce too when I was a kid. Yes, I see how how much it hurt my mom, but in the end, it was for the better. Your mom shouldn't have said that though.

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taz1 1

"I said I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!" Sorry, couldn't resist, lol!

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fadingfaith 4

I love your for this. ;)

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frank678 7

hahaha I was going to use this but you beat me to it. well played. :D

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kendalle_fml 0

Lots of kids want their rents to split up, other kids in their classes have 2 homes, 2 sets of toys, 2 sets of friends and things... It sounds like fun... until it happens sometimes

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hk_fml 9

woah O_o someone's bitter she shouldnt have called you the devil, that's pretty mean and uncalled for

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lovexmusic 0

lmfaooo #3:D I started singing that the second I read the first line.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

a five year old that knows the meaning of divorce? ...

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Pepperolls 0

Lol the devil?! Haha.. Christian, isn't she?

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chiddy_bang71 0

there's nothing wrong with being a Christian. I'm 14 years old and I see nothing wrong with religion because the main part of religion is just teaching people to not act wrong or badly.

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Sgt_Minty 0

u worship the thing that jesus was killed by...kinda stupid and ironic.... and its not all about not doing bad onfact most of the criminals i know are hardcore christians

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Laiaira 0

You were just a little kid. Probably every other kid in your kindergarten was getting a divorce, and telling you how great it was (ie - I get to spend time at daddy's and I eat ice cream every night!). You didn't really wish for them to have a life-changing, heart-wrenching, family-tearing divorce. I hope you know that, and I wish your mom had the sense to know that too.

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